My biggest turn on is turning you on.
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if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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Can Bob The Builder fix my equitation

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boys are very cute but they are evil
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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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